DESTITUTE+OPULENT

Beneath the fading radio signals,
I can hear apologies from
Men in suits
Waiting
On subway plaforms.

  1. nevver:

Reasonable trust issues
  2. #Happiness is a warm gun. Bang. Bang.

    #Happiness is a warm gun. Bang. Bang.

  3. No outfit is complete without manjeans #superattractive

    No outfit is complete without manjeans #superattractive

  4. Our antipasti meal last night

    Our antipasti meal last night

  5. Shrimp Cocktail

    (click me)

  6. If I blast this Rachmaninov concerto any louder

    the people in my office will think I’ve gone insane.

    BUT JOKE’S ON THEM BECAUSE I WENT CRAZY AGES AGO.

  7. Grace Coddington has two cats named Bart and Pumpkin.

    That is all.

    Read more here: http://www.nytimes.com/2012/11/18/fashion/grace-coddington-is-always-in-fashion.html?pagewanted=all

  8. WHEN SOMEONE TRIES TO TICKLE ME

    howdoiputthisgently:

  9. Obligatory Holiday Wishes Can Be Funny Too