May 2011
26 posts
Daedalus & Icarus
Kyle: Be sure to take me to the same hospital!
Butters: Now Kyle, don't fly too close to the sun, or it'll burn your wings, an- and you'll crash into the ocean.
Stan: God damnit Butters.
“There is no chicken or egg. It’s molecular.”
– Lady Gaga’s Continuing Parade of Delusion
http://dlisted.com/2011/05/12/lady-gaga-better-you-every-way
Don’t get me wrong. I appreciate her catchy music for what it is.
But this shit, this shit I cannot deal with.
Update: Last paper I care about
I’m done.
I’m a little sad.
#seniorrealizations
Thoughts on the paper I am currently writing
The paper I am currently working on is the last paper that I will care about during my college career. I have been tweaking and editing this paper, stripping it to the bone, trying to perfectly convey just what I mean. It is hard to say just what I mean.
I am afraid...
…that there is not enough coffee in the world to help me get through this week.
I'm not sure if I like this yet. So, I might take...
Spare Key
We are running on schedule Like the 6:33 peak train That glides along the river Forcing tentative toddlers to swim.
Your skin is a million rejected constellations. “Maybe if you were taller…” I shouted down, “Your nose could be Orion’s slacks!”
I followed the Earth’s curve to Palestine. I’m not sure what I expected, But I was overdressed.
I told my grandmother, “You shouldn’t’ve...
This is my favorite Sufjan song. I swear, after...
I am closing my eyes and counting to a million
I don’t think that’s going to help.
I don't understand... The Lady Gaga "Judas"...
Is Mary Magdalene a Chola?
A lipstick…gun?
I understand it’s biblical and all that crap…but COME ON.
Is she also the girl who got stoned but hot Jesus wasn’t there to stop everyone so she died?
Why is she always crying at the end of videos? Stop it.
I’m a fairly intelligent human being…stop insulting my intelligence with your half naked renditions of the...
“Pain and bleeding are some of the more common side effects of stabbing yourself.”
– Doctor Tucker Orr Adams
“I know you were a little tense when GOP cut funding…but I looked forward...”
– Obama addressing the NPR table during his speech at White House Correspondent’s Dinner. Hysterical.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=n9mzJhvC-8E#at=380
I'M GONNA MAKE IT BETTER →
Did you know that...
…Stanley Kubrick directed the 1960 Spartacus?
I did not know that.
My First Dictionary
see the rest at: http://laughingsquid.com/my-first-dictionary-a-delightfully-twisted-childrens-dictionary/
April 2011
47 posts
“Once you are real, you can’t become unreal again. It lasts for always.”
– Velveteen Rabbit
I am nervous
Nervous Jervous.
Also, I don’t understand why Obama released his elongated birth certificate. He just validated pettiness. Le sigh.
Why do I feel like death?
Food does not want to be in my stomach.
The Truth About Grapevines... →
“I like to see people reunited, maybe that’s a silly thing, but what can I...”
Decisions, decisions...
I cannot decide for the life of me which piece I want to learn this summer. It’s a toss up between Rachmaninoff prelude opus 23 no.4 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATWU85fxD2k&feature=fvwrel) or Chopin nocturne opus 55 no.2 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bX3GeQZu-A&feature=related).
I’m leaning towards Rachmaninoff.
Blah, I am avoiding working right now.
“Some make their worlds without knowing it. Their universes are just sesame seeds...”
