May 2011
25 posts
Daedalus & Icarus
Kyle: Be sure to take me to the same hospital!
Butters: Now Kyle, don't fly too close to the sun, or it'll burn your wings, an- and you'll crash into the ocean.
Stan: God damnit Butters.
May 15th
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“There is no chicken or egg. It’s molecular.”
– Lady Gaga’s Continuing Parade of Delusion http://dlisted.com/2011/05/12/lady-gaga-better-you-every-way Don’t get me wrong. I appreciate her catchy music for what it is. But this shit, this shit I cannot deal with.
May 13th
May 12th
Update: Last paper I care about
I’m done. I’m a little sad. #seniorrealizations
May 11th
Thoughts on the paper I am currently writing
The paper I am currently working on is the last paper that I will care about during my college career. I have been tweaking and editing this paper, stripping it to the bone, trying to perfectly convey just what I mean. It is hard to say just what I mean. 
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May 9th
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I am afraid...
…that there is not enough coffee in the world to help me get through this week.
May 9th
May 8th
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ListenThis is my favorite Sufjan song. I swear, after...
May 8th
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May 8th
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May 8th
May 8th
I am closing my eyes and counting to a million
I don’t think that’s going to help.
May 8th
I don't understand... The Lady Gaga "Judas"...
Is Mary Magdalene a Chola? A lipstick…gun? I understand it’s biblical and all that crap…but COME ON. Is she also the girl who got stoned but hot Jesus wasn’t there to stop everyone so she died? Why is she always crying at the end of videos? Stop it.  I’m a fairly intelligent human being…stop insulting my intelligence with your half naked renditions of the...
May 7th
“Pain and bleeding are some of the more common side effects of stabbing yourself.”
– Doctor Tucker Orr Adams
May 7th
May 6th
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“I know you were a little tense when GOP cut funding…but I looked forward...”
– Obama addressing the NPR table during his speech at White House Correspondent’s Dinner. Hysterical. http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=n9mzJhvC-8E#at=380
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May 1st
Did you know that...
…Stanley Kubrick directed the 1960 Spartacus? I did not know that.
May 1st
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My First Dictionary
see the rest at: http://laughingsquid.com/my-first-dictionary-a-delightfully-twisted-childrens-dictionary/
May 1st